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Well...Lando has stopped eating now. I'm leaving work early today to take him to the vet. On the brightside, the vet said Chewie has started eating again and his digestive system seems to be working a bit more smoothly. He'll have Lando to keep him company until they're better...Chewie is on the upswing and it seems that Lando is on the down, so they'll be sharing a kennel for a little while.

On an unrelated topic:

President Bush quit playing golf. Olbermann is a bit theatric, but he drives the point home...


(it's not showing up...the url is here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/24635229#24635229 )

...SHUT THE HELL UP.
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I never really recapped my trip to Chicago. So in short...
- Met Damon at Olney and we set forth to the train station.

- Took the Amtrak to Chicago. It was an uneventful ride, but I really prefer it over driving. I like trains.

- Checked into the Millennium hotel. Very nice, especially for the Priceline cost.

- Walked toward the House of Blues. 0gled at the buildings and peoples.

- Stopped and ate at the Hard Rock Cafe. Surprisingly excellent...S.O.B. (10 oz.) Burger and Joe Perry's Quesadilla....highly recommended if you have the opportunity. Had a bit of sticker-shock at the cost...but I had saved for the trip and said, "what the hell..."

- Stopped in Harry Carey's Bar and got kicked out since apparently their dress code forbids sleeveless shirts. Since the bartender was such a prick about it and I've never liked Harry Carey anyhow(!), instead of handing Damon my sweatshirt we walked around the corner to Mother Hubbard's.

- The Goose Island Honker's Ale began flowing.

- Walked to the House of Blues. Stood in line for 45 minutes while a loud, obnoxious, transgendered woman blathered on and on about her tastes in music. My bias is against loud and obnoxious people that possess no common courtesy. She was the epitome of this. Met Bjoern, a German (living in Holland) who had just arrived in town and found out about the concert. We went inside and drank round after round of Honker's Ale, talked about all kinds of obscure tasteless music, exchanged cultural perspectives, and took in the show.

- Keep of Kalessin ...these guys were quite impressive. They had a great sound and executed flawlessly. Merch was selling fast so I nabbed an Armada album cover shirt, and later ordered the cd from Candlelight's online store. Definitely going to grab Kolossus when it releases next month.

Setlist:
The Wealth of Darkness
Crown of the Kings
A New Empire’s Birth [New Song]
Come Damnation

- Behemoth CRUSHINGLY heavy with CLARITY. It felt as if they ruled the fucking planet for about an hour. They couldn't have exceeded my expectations by much if they had paid for every round of beer.

Setlist:
Slaves Shall Serve
At The Left Hand Ov God
Prometherion
Conquer All
Antichristian Phenomenon
Demigod
Christgrinding Avenue
As Above, So Below
Chant For Eschaton 2000


- Which brings us to Dimmu Borgir. This was the most underwhelming set I've seen in a while. "The Legions of the Chosen Few" Tour. (Er...what? That hurts to think about.) They had a pre-recorded intro that swelled into the venue as the band took stage, and at the climax the band kicked in and half the sound must have significantly dropped from the mix from what seemed to me to be an equipment problem or a sound engineer who was devoting his mental capacity to the whole Legions of Few thing.. You could hear the vocals, bass, and cymbals perfectly clear as both guitars and drums were a muffled mess...the ENTIRE set. It was just odd listening to, and we left before the encore. I'm not a huge Dimmu fan...but Damon is and he was largely disappointed.

Setlist:
Spellbound (By the Devil)
In Death’s Embrace
The Serpentine Offering
The Chosen Legacy
The Sinister Awakening
The Fallen Arise
The Maelstrom Mephisto
The Blazing Monoliths of Defiance
The Sacrilegious Scorn
The Fundamental Alienation
A Succubus in Rapture
The Insight & The Catharsis
(encore)
Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
Puritania
Mourning Palace


- After the show we went to the Cheesecake Factory that was right around the corner from our hotel. The food failed at being food. It was awesome the last time I went with Bran so I had hyped it up to Damon and we both left disappointed.

- We hit Union Station bright and early and caught the Amtrak home. Again it was uneventful. I played Quake III on my laptop a bit and read. Bran called while I was on the train to let me know that the boys were sick. Mason got over it quickly but Piper was horky and sharty all week long. I was certain I'd catch it but I didn't.

And this week I've got sick dogs. Lando horked on Monday and is fine now, but I had to take Chewie to the Vet yesterday evening where he'll be staying until Friday. He was going on three days without eating, accompanied by diarrhea and constant lethargy. At first he was symptomatic of having worms, so I treated him for that as his other problems emerged. The vet thinks it's Parvo, but since he's had an immunization he'll likely be okay after a few days in care. The vet checked Lando over and couldn't find any symptoms, but he's going to give him an immunization treatment after he's certain it isn't present. We really miss Chewie...as big of a pain in the ass two dogs can be sometimes, we can't wait for him to get home.

I've been watching bits and pieces each night before I go to sleep of Radiohead - In Rainbows - From the Basement that I recorded from RAVE or another HD Music channel. I've gone a good while without listening to anything Radiohead and this performance is an amazing example of why this band can't be ignored.


Myxomatosis
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Must...fight...gag reflex.

Even ten years ago (see: Roughnecks: The Starship Troopers Chronicles) these teasers' cgi aesthetic would have been considered non-stylized and lame. I might be surprised...but this one could have a deafening suck that defeats any prior deafening suck heard within the Star Wars canon.
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Hey honey...I know you're sleeping.

Just wanted to drop a note...on Father's Day I'd REALLY like for you and the boys to get me one of these...

http://gizmodo.com/386007/r2+d2-projector-in-action-video-verdict-a-must-have

We'll trade the HHR in on a Ford Festiva...for a lower payment...and finance R2D2 as well.

Think about what color of a Festiva you want.


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I want to be THAT guy...you know who I'm talking about.
toss.
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the Hoff is a fucking Jedi.


And the morning's course of reading.

When the summer is over, we will have increased our debt to China, increased our transfer of wealth to Saudi Arabia and increased our contribution to global warming for our kids to inherit. - Snip.

But that's a miniscule speck in the big picture of things...the end of humanity, life, the planet, sun, the solar system, the galaxy, matter, antimatter, and pretty much fucking everything.

In the meantime, they're working on moving the earth wherever they see it fit.

So our atmospheric temperatures will sustain life long enough for our society to eventually find our collective avenue to zombiedom.

I'm trying to talk my boss into purchasing us some "phototherapeutic lighting" for here in the basement operations center. It could only help, right!
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I'm going to Chicago this weekend to see Dimmu, Behemoth, and another band...Keep of Kalessin. I just checked out their Myspace page and they sound pretty solid.

I'm hoping to catch these guys on tour this year too..it's the final countdown!


I've watched Juno, Cloverfield, and Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem over the past week. I could recommend the first two easily enough, but the AVP sequel was just not good.

I need to start reading No Country for Old Men.
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If someone would like a couple of free songs from ITunes...send me an e-mail. (grindbastard at yahoo)

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Books read thus far this year...
The Star Wars Vault: Thirty Years of Treasures... - Stephen Sansweet
Transitions I: The Orc King - R.A. Salvatore
Lord of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground - by Michael Moynihan, Didrik Soderlind
Books of Blood - by Clive Barker
Duma Key - by Stephen King
The Road - by Cormac McCarthy

I'm taking back The Road and nabbing No Country for Old Men. McCarthy's writing is visceral (catch-phrase intellectual much?) with momentary emergings of truthfully impacting metaphor, which in my opinion fuel the story. The book is very effective.

Random going-ons...

I forgot to include the roof rack to my Liberty when I traded it in for the HHR, so I sold it on ebay. I had to build a shipping box for it Victor Frankenstein-style and ate into my profit margin by about a $15 dollar undercharge on shipping by underestimating the dimensions. (I have to not do that anymore.) But alas...the money is going into overhauling the audio system in my Grand Am. I replaced all four speakers last week, received the new head unit (Kenwood + USB input = WHAT!?!?!?) yesterday, and should receive the BOOM delivery today. It's amazing how poorly they design a vehicle in regard to accessing/removing/replacing things that should be pretty modular (such as speakers)...but instead I've anchored again in the soup of my latter teenage years and tore apart the doors and entire rear-deck assembly to swap out the factory mediocrity with Sony and Rockford awesomosity put in its place. The head unit and subwoofer should be quick and easy (thanks Crutchfield)...and I should be deaf by the beginning of next week. I would have been hard-pressed to do this in the Jeep...maybe since the factory system was exponentially better than the Pontiac's, but maybe because I have an anxiety about not MESSING UP a new car that was instilled into me by my step-dad. It's an inevitability that goes without speculation...but in his case, when you trade cars like you change underwear you miss the opportunity to witness the degradation of a vehicle from new to broken-in. I honestly don't care if I have another new car again...the HHR is Bran's.

We installed a 400lb. HP blade server the other day. And only later noticed that someone had put the rack in backwards and none of us had the observational prowess to see that we had in turn put the server in backwards. Today we removed it, spun the rack around, and put the 400lb. server back in. Good times.

Damon and I are going to see Circle2Circle and Jon Oliva (Savatage much?) in St. Louis on September 29th, and we're probably going to go to Chicago and see Dimmu, Behemoth, and Keep of Kalessin on May 4th. Good times. We've made it our bi-weekly Saturday night ordeal to go to Long John Silver's and eat some greasy-ass seafood and then watch concert dvd's, drink beer, and trade music.

Bran and I are trying to decide on a football game to attend this year...JFC...Colts tickets are insanely expensive due to the new stadium and relative success. We'll probably go to Chicago and see Da Bears.

This is about the coolest thing I've seen today:




With a crowbar and gauss gun that'd feel just like home.
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Is your ISP meddling with your packets? Linked for home use. I know what we're doing with packets here. *throttle throttle throttle*

Bolly Boll.

Apr. 7th, 2008 11:37 am
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Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies with One Million Signatures. Read. Sign. Think of the children.
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So I'm giving my bike a makeover. This is what it's going to look like within the next couple of months(...although that air cleaner has already been chopped and the rear has already been lowered).



I'm going with a creepy/Halloweener type thing. This is what's going to be 'shopped a bit and put on the side of the tank...


I've got a guy who does a great job laser-etching/engraving derby covers.


(The round shiny cover next to the foot peg on the above motorbike is a stock derby cover.)


I spent a few hours at work today coming up with this to have laser-etched/engraved on mine...and Bran doesn't like it so much. Is it too much? To those artistically or observantically inclined...any suggestions? I want something that will jive with the tank emblem...something kind of vintage and creepy...I thought a Ouija might be cool but...

Do you have any other FANTASTIC ideas to have engraved on that cover? HELP!
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There's a caffeinated boss-free workday going on here. I'm finishing up the last 25 pages of Duma Key and lying low so our Director doesn't lob his miscellany my way.

Books read thus far this year...
The Star Wars Vault: Thirty Years of Treasures... - Stephen Sansweet
The Orc King: Transitions I - R.A. Salvatore
Lord of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground - by Michael Moynihan, Didrik Soderlind
Books of Blood - by Clive Barker
Duma Key - by Stephen King

My jeep is in the shop getting
and
fixed from a tree limb I hit in January, and my rental is a Chevy HHR. When I saw it I thought the Fugly Factor was pretty high, but it's really a blast to drive. I'm seriously considering trading my jeep in on one...the payment would be cheaper, the 30 mpg vs. 22mpg is a no-brainer, and my jeep is rapidly approaching 70K miles and some very expensive maintenance costs on the foreseeable horizon. I'll likely hand Beyotch™ the HHR and transit to work via her car (after a bit of audio work), the bikes, and car-pooling with El Jefe. Then after some uncalculated unit of time passes I'll trade her car in on something like a Honda Civic or of equal economical comparability. Her car is paid off, but I've had to replace the brake-pads twice in eight months and I think that unless I want to do it again in November I'll have to cure the problem instead of the symptom. I talked to my loan officer earlier today and got two thumbs up (like the Fonz and shit) to do what I wanna.

I have some other things mocked up for a summer project...
From this:

The day I got it...sometime in May of 2007. I've already swapped or chopped the seat, air cleaner, rear shocks, fork bag, and reflectors.

to this:

Somewhere in time. I was too lazy to 'shop in the 3" pullback risers on the handlebars and orange racing stripe on top of the tank and rear fender.

And you care, damnit.
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Tired of a world in which Americans idolize wannabe singers and musicals about high schoolers pass as rock 'n roll music, Dr Pepper is encouraging (OK, begging) Axl Rose to finally release his 17-year-in-the-making belabored masterpiece, "Chinese Democracy", in 2008.

In an unprecedented show of solidarity with Axl, everyone in America, except former GN'R guitarists Slash and Buckethead, will receive a free can of Dr Pepper if the album ships some time — anytime! — in 2008. Dr Pepper supports Axl, and fully understands that sometimes you have to make it through the jungle before you get it right.

"It took a little patience to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, which our fans have come to know and love," said Jaxie Alt, director of marketing for Dr Pepper. "So we completely understand and empathize with Axl's quest for perfection — for something more than the average album. We know once it's released, people will refer to it as 'Dr Pepper for the ears' because it will be such a refreshing blend of rich, bold sounds— an instant classic."

Show your support for Axl and get on the nightrain of encouragement at this location.


- Blabbermouth.net & CNN.

It's too early to be an April Fool's Day joke. 
(...And I'll give away a free beer if The Planet Piss Project is ever released....to anyone who gets the reference.)

Also...a short blurb from Lucas on Indy...
George Lucas says his new Indiana Jones is "just a movie."
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I've been reading about a new digital audio tool called Melodyne that is a revolution in recording technology. There are very opposing schools of thought on music recording that will either cry havoc or praise hallelujah to digital tools and this software's capabilities and the possibilities they present to musicians. All in all it has serious potential...all your favorite mainstream artists will soon be using it in conjunction with Pro Tools. I would, but so says the talentlessly persuaded.

Hillary Clinton is in town doing the things that politicians do. It's like a circlejerk of...of...well...anything I come up with sounds condescending and cynical of political enthusiasm and the human spirit. Lets face it though, you get enough yokels on a live televised feed and it really does all the talking. Our reception clerk/data librarian summed it up as well as anyone I've seen on the television could..."I'd rather vote for her than that foreign guy!"

I'll complete this entry by sharing what I've been reading on the heavy metal umlaut. It's fäscinäting. "It's like a pair of eyes. You're looking at the umlaut, and it's looking at you."
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And most especially, hang up your fucking cellphone when you drive.