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Date: 2001-01-08 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raviolios.livejournal.com
How old was Elvis when he died?

42

Everything is so clear now.

Also.. Elvis love fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

But I digress. 42 is a significant number. 24 backwards. 2x12 is 24. 3x4 is 12. 7x6 is 42... as is 21x2 and 21 backwards is again 12. You can't get around it! Oh.. and 3+4 is 7... 3x2 is 6. 4+2 is 6. Man... damn.

Now it gets really scary.

Take "Elvis" and assign each letter in his name a number corresponding to it's place in the alphabet. E = 5, L=12, V=22, I=9, S=19. Add them up, 5+12+22+9+19 = 67. 6x7 = 42.

Therefore, we have conclusive proof that Elvis = 42, which we know is the answer to the meaning of life. We also know that Elvis died when he was 42, and that his death was caused by Peanut Butter. Coincidence? Yeah, probably.

OK, now here's where it starts getting kinda wierd. When you break down the words "Peanut" and "Butter" like I did with Elvis, you get Peanut = 77 and Butter = 86. Break that down to 7+7 and 8+6 respectively you get 14 and 14. 14+14 = 28. Then consider that Elvis died in 77, which as we see with Peanut = 14. Add that to the 28 we got from Peanut Butter and we have 42!

Elvis = 42
Age of Elvis at death = 42
Peanut Butter + 77 = 42
Meaning of Life = 42

Also:

Elvis' birthday was 1/8/35. That means the last day before he entered the world was 1/7/35. 1x7 = 7. 7+35 = 42, therefore "42" triggered the birth of Elvis the following day.

Also consider that "You ain't nothing but a hound dog, crying all the time" is exactly 42 letters.

My head's going to explode now, but there's more!

We're getting dangerously close to the world's address here. 1+2+3+5+7+11+13=42. The sum of the first 7 primes, which means it averages to 6, equals 4+2. Creepy!!!

No! Even better! Each hand has five phalanges, each with 3 joints, save for the thumb, which has only two, making the sum total 14. Two hands means 28, but *three* hands is 42 (and who had three?)! Yessss! Full circle!

Hey! Aren't there 42 bones in the wrist?

WHOA

Date: 2001-01-08 08:03 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2001-01-08 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grindbastard.livejournal.com
I think I just forgot my name, address, and how to tie my shoes.

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