When Season's Greetings go bad...

[grindmonkeh]

* GrindBastard eyes art's reindeer suspiciously.
Artyste> dammit.. they're just flying!
Artyste> heh
Artyste> if they were doing anything else.. the forelegs would be on top of the reindeer in front
GrindBastard> they are AWFULLY close together
Artyste> so I did it in a hurry
Artyste> I think you have some latent issues to deal with ;)
GrindBastard> don't try to reverse this, buster
Artyste> You're the only one that sees it
Artyste> so far
GrindBastard> you went so far as to describe them mounting eachother
GrindBastard> =|
Artyste> I wouldn't have thought about it if you hadn't brought it up
GrindBastard> "Artyste> the forelegs would be on top of the reindeer in front"
GrindBastard> that's sorta twisted
GrindBastard> that you would describe that
Artyste> I've seen animals fuck before
GrindBastard> now you are just crossing the line, man!!!!
Artyste> hahaha
Artyste> as if you haven't
GrindBastard> I don't tell people about it!
Artyste> I don't bring up how cartoon drawings of reindeer may or may not be gay to the artist!
GrindBastard> it was a yes or no question...
Artyste> it's never a yes or no question.. lol
GrindBastard> i didn't want to know the details of their intimacies
Artyste> ok.. fine. This conversation never happened. No they aren't gay. How are you?
GrindBastard> fair, partly cloudy.
* Artyste nods
GrindBastard> hmmmmm
GrindBastard> where are the rest of the reindeer?
GrindBastard> or do I really want to know?
Artyste> it's a sillhouette.. they're parallel
Artyste> 4 sets of 2
* GrindBastard does the math
Artyste> 8 reindeer
GrindBastard> AND rudolph
GrindBastard> that makes nine
GrindBastard> that means two reindeer are missing
GrindBastard> oh cripes.
Artyste> 1
GrindBastard> rudolph leads...
GrindBastard> he doesn't have a reindeer beside him
Artyste> in my picture rudolph is so small he's lost in the fog
GrindBastard> so there are only seven in the picture
Artyste> no no.. 8 reindeer and one shiny nose
Artyste> he's really small.. he's a magic reindeer
GrindBastard> hmmmph
Artyste> I have to ask..
GrindBastard> <--not convinced
Artyste> why is this so important to you?
GrindBastard> it wasn't important
GrindBastard> you pursued it
Artyste> ahahahaha
GrindBastard> I was just trying to make conversation
Artyste> ok.. ok.. fine
GrindBastard> you know...how's the weather? So, what's up? Hey, are those reindeer gay?
GrindBastard> that kind of thing
Artyste> hahahahahaha
Artyste> man.. you slay me