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notclownjoker
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. I'm very impulsive.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Taco Bell. No...Wendy's. No...Taco Bell.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Monical's Pizza or Red Lobster.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. That really depends on the service. I also don't tip based on what I spend...generally 3 to 4 bucks based on good service.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Tostitos and Salsa.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Mushrooms, Japalenos, Pepperoni (x2), and Pineapple.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Your mom (.com)
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: @Work - A Raise the Dead (comic) wallpaper I ganked from our dept. director. @Home - A screenshot I took of a Republic Battleship over Coruscant from the beginning of Star Wars Ep. III. I alternate between that and (another screenshot of) a closeup of the eyes of General Grievous. Good widescreen wallpapers are hard to come by.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: 1, 2, 3, 4 tell that you love me more. 5 counting my pc monitor that I occasionally watch movies on, and I'm too lazy to run a coax cable to.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Tonsils. Wisdom Teeth.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. The only cavity I've ever had is a very minor one caused by my wisdom teeth rubbing on another tooth. I still have it and it doesn't bother me.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. 50 gallon drum filled approx. 1/3 full of water. and your mom (.com)
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Briefly.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Eh. Just as long as I die a few days before my funeral.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Uh.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black or dark browns.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yeah. A guy extinguished his cigarette in my soda can when I was a kid. *gag*
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I don't think so. I'd have to review the space-time continuum to check for a coincidental series of events that may have kept someone alive.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. I don't think so. I'd have to review the space-time continuum to check for a coincidental series of events that may have kept me alive.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure. With my wife's permission.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Yes...the right one.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Sure.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I don't think so.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Probably...if I could taste it first and verify that I wouldn't require medical attention.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Probably. Doesn't our military do it for much more cheaply on an individual basis?
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: 4 quarters.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. It was amusing.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hardwood...no carpet at all.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Who sits in a shower?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have...so yeah.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 2, but my wife has a plethora of flip-flops.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I floated through a stop sign. I knew the cop and he wrote me a ticket anyhow. He was trying to prove a point to his superiors because they assigned him traffic duty in a little town of a few hundred people, and he was ticketing everybody for the smallest infractions. I ran into him in public not long after and he tried to be friendly to me. I just shook my head at him and gave him a "you've got to be fucking kidding me" look and kept walking.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I still don't know.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Mice pace? I couldn't tell you who is the number 1 on my music page. Probably Slayer or another comparable band of cretins.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last friend you talked to?
A: Jason
Q: Last person who called you?
A: My wife.
Q: Last person you hugged?
A: My wife.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 13
Q: Season?
A: Late summer/early Fall. Halloweentown.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Lots of friends I'd like to have a drink with.
Q: Mood?
A: Morning dullness. Presently caffienating.
Q: Listening to?
A: On the way to work - Baroness (think Isis or Pelican), 3 Inches of Blood (Overkill meets Priest), High on Fire (Motorhead meets Satan and lives to tell about it), Ulver (is uh...well...like Ulver).
Q: Watching?
A: TV? Ultimate Fighter (ufc), Private Practice, Robot Schnicken, Metalocalypse, waiting for Battlestar.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Parenthood = Worrying 101.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Straight to work.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go to Disneyworld over Christmas!
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: 28 Weeks Later. Zombies ftw.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Sure.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Until someone starts to bore me. In this IT department it rarely pays to be too friendly or you'll paint yourself into a corner. I have a counter-tactic I employ where if I don't like someone I'll become so boring that they'll find someone else to talk to. So if you think I'm boring (in person), it probably means I just don't like you.
notclownjoker MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. I'm very impulsive.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Taco Bell. No...Wendy's. No...Taco Bell.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Monical's Pizza or Red Lobster.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. That really depends on the service. I also don't tip based on what I spend...generally 3 to 4 bucks based on good service.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Tostitos and Salsa.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Mushrooms, Japalenos, Pepperoni (x2), and Pineapple.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Your mom (.com)
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: @Work - A Raise the Dead (comic) wallpaper I ganked from our dept. director. @Home - A screenshot I took of a Republic Battleship over Coruscant from the beginning of Star Wars Ep. III. I alternate between that and (another screenshot of) a closeup of the eyes of General Grievous. Good widescreen wallpapers are hard to come by.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: 1, 2, 3, 4 tell that you love me more. 5 counting my pc monitor that I occasionally watch movies on, and I'm too lazy to run a coax cable to.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Tonsils. Wisdom Teeth.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. The only cavity I've ever had is a very minor one caused by my wisdom teeth rubbing on another tooth. I still have it and it doesn't bother me.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. 50 gallon drum filled approx. 1/3 full of water. and your mom (.com)
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Briefly.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Eh. Just as long as I die a few days before my funeral.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Uh.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black or dark browns.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yeah. A guy extinguished his cigarette in my soda can when I was a kid. *gag*
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I don't think so. I'd have to review the space-time continuum to check for a coincidental series of events that may have kept someone alive.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. I don't think so. I'd have to review the space-time continuum to check for a coincidental series of events that may have kept me alive.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure. With my wife's permission.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Yes...the right one.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Sure.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I don't think so.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Probably...if I could taste it first and verify that I wouldn't require medical attention.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Probably. Doesn't our military do it for much more cheaply on an individual basis?
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: 4 quarters.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. It was amusing.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hardwood...no carpet at all.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Who sits in a shower?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have...so yeah.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 2, but my wife has a plethora of flip-flops.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I floated through a stop sign. I knew the cop and he wrote me a ticket anyhow. He was trying to prove a point to his superiors because they assigned him traffic duty in a little town of a few hundred people, and he was ticketing everybody for the smallest infractions. I ran into him in public not long after and he tried to be friendly to me. I just shook my head at him and gave him a "you've got to be fucking kidding me" look and kept walking.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I still don't know.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Mice pace? I couldn't tell you who is the number 1 on my music page. Probably Slayer or another comparable band of cretins.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last friend you talked to?
A: Jason
Q: Last person who called you?
A: My wife.
Q: Last person you hugged?
A: My wife.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 13
Q: Season?
A: Late summer/early Fall. Halloweentown.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Lots of friends I'd like to have a drink with.
Q: Mood?
A: Morning dullness. Presently caffienating.
Q: Listening to?
A: On the way to work - Baroness (think Isis or Pelican), 3 Inches of Blood (Overkill meets Priest), High on Fire (Motorhead meets Satan and lives to tell about it), Ulver (is uh...well...like Ulver).
Q: Watching?
A: TV? Ultimate Fighter (ufc), Private Practice, Robot Schnicken, Metalocalypse, waiting for Battlestar.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Parenthood = Worrying 101.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Straight to work.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go to Disneyworld over Christmas!
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: 28 Weeks Later. Zombies ftw.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Sure.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Until someone starts to bore me. In this IT department it rarely pays to be too friendly or you'll paint yourself into a corner. I have a counter-tactic I employ where if I don't like someone I'll become so boring that they'll find someone else to talk to. So if you think I'm boring (in person), it probably means I just don't like you.