
What the fuck, fuckers? Which one of you just SHIT on my BED for the THIRD time in a month??? You sleep there too, you nasty bastards. So what...I bought the wrong flavor of cat food or some other ridiculous bullshit thing like that? It's Seafood Medley®!!!! SEAFOODFUCKINGMEDLEY!!!!!! Cats LIKE seafood! YOU are CATS! Well I hung a new door on the bedroom and unless you grow opposable thumbs, two feet in height, and an IQ slightly higher than a foul beast that shits where it sleeps then you aren't going to be able to open it and go in there unsupervised to do your PHANTOM SHITTING.

You could be tiptoeing into the territory of geekery if you have to explain to a five year old that his are toys and yours are collectibles.
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Date: 2005-08-18 03:55 pm (UTC)I think I saw one of those the other day. I wondered what the hell it was; it looked scary.
Your kitties! They're so cute! They look so innocent! *kitty hugs*
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Date: 2005-08-22 08:04 am (UTC)Being cute on occasion is essential in their ploy of vile debauchery.
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Date: 2005-08-24 03:08 pm (UTC)