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16. I was so fat as a baby that someone approached my aunt and expressed sympathy that my mom's new child was retarded.

I received the question, "So fat = retarded?", and I guess that I thought I would clarify since that sounds like obviously faulted logic. You can decide for yourself why someone might think that I wasn't "right".










As cartman's mom would say

Date: 2003-09-23 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merenda.livejournal.com
You're not fat! You're just big-boned!

Re: As cartman's mom would say

Date: 2003-09-29 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grindbastard.livejournal.com
beeeeeeefcaaaaaaaaake.

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Date: 2003-09-23 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] countrybumcan.livejournal.com
I hope you don't mind me posting . I was browsing came across your lj. You don't look fat....got cute chubby cheeks....but all babies have to have chubby cheeks!

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Date: 2003-09-23 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grindbastard.livejournal.com
I don't mind at all.

hahahahahah..

Date: 2003-09-23 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artyste.livejournal.com
Take it from someone that looks after infants for a living..

You were *HUGE*! Woah..

Of course.. the person holding you in that last picture might be ultra-small.. but yi.

Anyway. My list is still only at 25. I'm struggling with it.

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Date: 2003-09-23 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ibelonglost.livejournal.com
oh my god, i want to bite those cheeks!
i love that 3rd one down......!!!!

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Date: 2003-09-23 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] highlearn.livejournal.com
The only reason I find it amusing, is that given your current physical condition, I don't think you've gained or lost any weight since day one.

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Date: 2003-09-23 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linguafranca.livejournal.com
Haha! It's not the fat. Both you kids look retarded!

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Date: 2003-09-23 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linguafranca.livejournal.com
Oh, and just out of curiosity, how much did you weigh when you were born?

Bwahahaha...

Date: 2003-09-23 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] falseye.livejournal.com
Especially your brother...
How much *did* you weigh?

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Date: 2003-09-23 09:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathpudding.livejournal.com
You know, you kind of look like Baron Harkonnen in the third picture.

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Date: 2003-09-23 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grindbastard.livejournal.com
You aren't kidding. I never made the connection.

I'd bet that he'd trade all the spice in the universe for those pants.

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Date: 2003-09-24 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eidora.livejournal.com
aahahahahahaha!
now that's funneh!

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Date: 2003-09-23 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com
HOLY FRICK!
Wow!
You were a big bundle of joy!

(no subject)

Date: 2003-09-23 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qiana.livejournal.com
Awww, you were just chubby. Most of us were chubby babies. I was chubby and bald. My mom had to get my ears pierced so people would stop calling me a cute little boy.

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