random irc convo I found in a .txt file

[grindmonkeh]

[Artyste] also.. how can otherwise intelligent people.. suddenly become absolutely clueless when they sit in front of a computer? My landlords bought a new one on Monday.. and the landlady will sit down to get her email, and the husband has to be right there. "Now click on that" "How do I do that?" "You.. click on it, with this mouse button" "Ok, now what do I do" "Scroll down and read it" "Where?" "Right here" "now what?"
÷ Artyste just shakes his head
[GrindBastard] HeH.
[Artyste] before now.. I've only read about people like this in emails
[GrindBastard] i've set up 3 parents with computers
[GrindBastard] it's everywhere
[Artyste] hey.. I set up my mom with a computer, but she was a fish to water with the damn thing
[GrindBastard] your mom RAWKS
[Artyste] now she's MSCE certified
[GrindBastard] that's cool
÷ Artyste cowers
[Artyste] heh.. it wasn't so cool at first.
[Artyste] cause I was living with her, and she was using *my* computer
[GrindBastard] stargate sg-1 is like macguyver with technology
[GrindBastard] he doesn't have to build anything
[GrindBastard] but he still sucks.
[Artyste] and she started getting too smart too quick.. "Hey, do you know what I found in today?" "Aww mom.. you don't like anal sex?
[GrindBastard] haha
[GrindBastard] funny
[GrindBastard] she didn't complain
[Artyste] she just gave me evil looks
[Artyste] after all, it *was* my computer
[Artyste] and I told her to stay out of my shit. lol
[GrindBastard] that's not what i meant
[GrindBastard] =)
[Artyste] oh god
[Artyste] you're sick
[GrindBastard] i don't have anal on MY computer
[Artyste] liar
[GrindBastard] no lie
[GrindBastard] i had girls gone wild for a while
[Artyste] you're either lying, or you're JW
[GrindBastard] but it was all dumb ho's
[GrindBastard] JW?
[Artyste] Jehovah's Witness
[Suraklin] They rock.
[Suraklin] They make my days bright.
[Artyste] lol
[Suraklin] Oh yeah.
[GrindBastard] that's Falseye's family
[Suraklin] I love those guys.
[GrindBastard] and he still loves the porn
[Artyste] he's rebelling
[GrindBastard] well his dad does too
[GrindBastard] =)
[Artyste] man.. I can't sleep without my LJ fix
[Artyste] hehe
[Falseye] I'm really glad none of you guys know my dad:)
[GrindBastard] why's that?
[Artyste] cause we'd want to share his porn?
[Falseye] hey there mr. evans, I heard you love the porn
[GrindBastard] haha
[Artyste] lol
[GrindBastard] if it was done with a little tact, i bet he'd trade
[Artyste] I'd be all.. "Mr. Porn King.. I salute you.
[Falseye] lol
[GrindBastard] your dad needs broadband