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[grindmonkeh]

If my ancestors were overtly or applicably intelligent then my family would have settled in a place where snow and a "wintry mix" sound like exotic sights to behold. "Oh my, it's SNOWING in Cornfield, Indiana! I wish we could be THERE for Christmas Day." This would be a phrase often heard over the holidays while sitting around marinating in puddles of our own sweat. I wonder if anyone has ever done sociological studies on the ratio of average yearly climate to number of yearly homicidal acts using a sample of larger cities spread across areas of congruent culture. I've got to admit that if I lived in Fargo, South Dakota then the thought of stuffing someone into a running woodchipper axe-post-facto would become very viable. ...though I'm devoid of a contrasting example featuring a catalyst of pinnacled temperature in an unpleasant tropical environment. Maybe because I really have no point and just want to bitch about snow. And cold. Cold and snow. "Lets settle here," they said. Don't mind me...I have stupid genes.

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[qiana.livejournal.com]

Yeah I dunno what's up with the weather. It's like Chicago-cold in Philadelphia and up furthur north. And the west coast is like 84 degrees in January. Does this mean the apocalypse is coming??

[grindbastard.livejournal.com]

If the apocalypse is coming, I'd like to die under a bright warm sun.