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[grindmonkeh]

I discovered today that a spoonful of Nestle's Quik really does things for a bowl of oatmeal.

I had a new set of tires put on my truck, so I feel more assured in my travel plans and winter driving. I'm departing for Nashville today after a nap and brief appearance at the golf course. I've become quite comfortable with the drive, and I'm several stupids of excited to see Jeanne. Time alone isn't the same, but so many things have changed in the past two months and I'm secure in all that has transpired. I sound like such a schmoo sometimes. I hope someone would intervene if I began spouting Billy Joel lyrics. Wouldn't they? It's just that...She's got a way. Mrgle.

What's on everyone's materialistical super(califragi)ficial Christmas wishlists?

here's mine:


books...
Collected Works - Dylan Thomas
Collected Works - William Blake
The Restraint of Beasts - Magnus Mills
Pan - Knut Hamsun
Hunger - Knut Hamsun
Post Office - Charles Bukowski (per recommendation of alek)
Ham on Rye - Charles Bukowski (see above.)
The Caine Mutiny - Herman Wouk (per recommendation of linguafranca)
The Russian Language for Dummies
The German Language for Dummies

clothes...
Stussy Anthrax shirt
Devin Townsend Band - Accelerated Evolution t-Shirt, long-sleeve, or Hoodie
Shoes that'll make me run faster/farther/most bestest

misc...
Home-made drawings/pictures/paintings!
Cookies.
An oliphaunt.
tv dinners.
American McGee's Alice (for retroplay).
An official Red Ryder carbon action bb gun, with a compass and a stock and this thing that tells time. =D

Comments

[mikierash.livejournal.com]

You'll shoot your eye out.

[grindbastard.livejournal.com]

HO.
HO.
HO.

[ambering.livejournal.com]

I was going to say "You'll shoot your eye out" , but I faught the urge because it seemed too easy and predictable. But shit! Someone beat me to it! Then I was going to make fun of you for the Billy Joel, but I remembered that people who are mean close to Christmas go to hell.


Being mean makes the baby Jesus cry.

[ambering.livejournal.com]

Also, I can spell fought. I really can. See?

[grindbastard.livejournal.com]

nicely spelt.

[grindbastard.livejournal.com]

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

[ambering.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I try.

[grindbastard.livejournal.com]

Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinch

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

OH YEAH?!

[ambering.livejournal.com]

w-w-well....


You're a stupidhead, Mr. Grinchpants!



*beams proudly at her lame comeback*

[samuraipunch.livejournal.com]

You can always count on Grind to make up new and interesting words...

Rather interesting to see an oliphaunt on the list... Might just have to wait till the Two Towers comes out in theaters, though... unless it's already floating around on the net...

[grindbastard.livejournal.com]

...two more days.

[samuraipunch.livejournal.com]

It's on my "to-do list" for today... about my only thing... :D

Re:

[grindbastard.livejournal.com]

ditto, roger dodger.

showering and getting ready raht nah.