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[grindmonkeh]

Bill left his pretzels in plain sight just to taunt me. He knew I would want to eat them, but if I do I'll feel bad. What would Burt Reynolds do?

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I dunno what Burt would do, but ...

[apriljoy.livejournal.com]

I would go ahead and eat one. I love pretzels. There are so many ways to eat one. Even the pretzel rods are fun to eat.

Eat one.
And if he asks you why you ate them, tell him some girl on the internet said it would be all right.
Yeah.

Re: I dunno what Burt would do, but ...

[samuraipunch.livejournal.com]

LOL nice reasoning... I like how you let yourself be the scapegoat on it too... If only Bill would believe it... hehehe

But i remember reading somewhere, something about the kind of snack food a person eats at a party... Sorry, though i don't quite remember what it was... :(

Re: I dunno what Burt would do, but ...

[grindbastard.livejournal.com]

I ate one...then another...then five or six. I "fluffed" up the bag to make it look the same. The remaining pretzels are still looking at me as we speak.

Fluffing...

[samuraipunch.livejournal.com]

LOL... other thoughts are coming into my mind... and the thing is... my mind wasnt in the gutter (at the time)...

Ahhh but... product is sold by weight not volume...

Re: Fluffing...

[grindbastard.livejournal.com]

Good thing he didn't weigh it then.