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Feb. 26th, 2002 02:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
grindmonkehMy appointment with the Urologist finally rolled up today. I was hoping for...something...other than a waste of time and money.
An hour and a half after the time of my appointment the doctor finally saw me. He asked me where it hurt. I told him. He had me sit on the examination table while he pressed the areas I had indicated and asked me if it hurt. Hablas fucking Ingles? I almost passed out from the pain. He took me into a room where my x-rays were illuminated on a wall for display, and asked if I thought I knew what was wrong. I thought I was going to throw up. I asked if I had a kidney stone. He said yes. He asked if I knew I only had one kidney. I said yes. I sat down before I landed on the floor with a face plant. He had a nurse bring me a cold washcloth. I wasn't sure what to do with it. I put it on my face. The white noise went away, and the doctor said, "I don't want to do anything right now...we'll give it two weeks and I want to see you again...take pain pills as you need to and if you run out let me know." I needed to then. Thanks Dr. Obvious.
I almost forgot to mention that I got to urinate in a cup with a screw on lid.
I didn't want to go see Clutch tonight anyhow. The security would have patted me down and taken away the strainer that I have to piss through and the pills that knock me on my ass. Piss on Clutch. They can't take away my strainer.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
An hour and a half after the time of my appointment the doctor finally saw me. He asked me where it hurt. I told him. He had me sit on the examination table while he pressed the areas I had indicated and asked me if it hurt. Hablas fucking Ingles? I almost passed out from the pain. He took me into a room where my x-rays were illuminated on a wall for display, and asked if I thought I knew what was wrong. I thought I was going to throw up. I asked if I had a kidney stone. He said yes. He asked if I knew I only had one kidney. I said yes. I sat down before I landed on the floor with a face plant. He had a nurse bring me a cold washcloth. I wasn't sure what to do with it. I put it on my face. The white noise went away, and the doctor said, "I don't want to do anything right now...we'll give it two weeks and I want to see you again...take pain pills as you need to and if you run out let me know." I needed to then. Thanks Dr. Obvious.
I almost forgot to mention that I got to urinate in a cup with a screw on lid.
I didn't want to go see Clutch tonight anyhow. The security would have patted me down and taken away the strainer that I have to piss through and the pills that knock me on my ass. Piss on Clutch. They can't take away my strainer.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
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MY ICE CREAM BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2002-02-26 12:21 pm (UTC)KICKSTARRRRRRT KICKSTART MY HEARRRRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yayeee yeah!!!!
if i were in terre haute i would take care of you! i'd do your dishes and laundry and erethaaang! i'd even sing sweet GNR's DONT CRY. you'd have to get in the fetal position though, a la axl in that video.
whazzzzup wit posting a picture of REN??!!! heheh.
my brother only has one kidney too. youre the only other person i've heard mention that.
one more thing......
that made me SPIT OUT MY DRINK!!!!!! heheheheh!
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Date: 2002-02-26 01:37 pm (UTC)Damn the man...
Date: 2002-02-26 02:12 pm (UTC)NEVER LET 'EM TAKE AWAY YOUR STRAINER!!!
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Date: 2002-02-27 12:33 am (UTC)Yes.....the rhythm, the rebel...
Date: 2002-02-27 12:59 am (UTC)(all janet jackson like and shiza.)
(not really...I'm on stupid-pills, okay???)
Oh no, I know what YOU want. You coveteth my ICECREAM BAR!!!!
Date: 2002-02-27 01:48 am (UTC)*sigh*
Lyrical fucking genius.
Mick and Axl are from Indiana too! Nothing breeds better ass-rock than cornfields and basketball.
That's really sweet of you to offer, Ren, but I don't know if I'd let you clean up after me. I'd definitely want you to sing to me though. I'd even lie in a fetal position like Axl does when he has dirty thoughts of butt-sex with Dave Navarro. Really dough...I wonder if Robin Finck accidentally mistook Axl laying in his fetal position for Trent laying in his fetal position when they collab'd a couple of years ago on Oh My God. Or maybe he was hoping for dirty butt-sex with Dave Navarro too. I have to wonder. I'm really shy about my own fetal position...I'm not that talented and it needs practice.
Has your brother had any problems?
(shiza)
Date: 2002-02-27 01:54 pm (UTC)Awwww, Bump 'n Grind!!!!!
P.S.--You had said "rolled up"
Re: Awwww, Bump 'n Grind!!!!!
Date: 2002-02-28 03:32 am (UTC)no you diiiiiiiiii'int!!!!!!!
Date: 2002-02-28 12:56 pm (UTC)GB youre cracking me up!!!!!
i wouldnt let you not let me clean up after you. damn. it made sense in my head but typed out.. im not sure! you get my drift :)
hmmm... someone doesnt like dave navarro! HAHAHA
robin and trent!!!!!! OH that is TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
youre really shy about your fetal position!!! hehehe.
my brother..... had major problems when he was born.... like, he had a bunch of operations and shit, but i mean.... nothing at all since. hes perfectly fine and functioning with one kidney... the doctors just keep an extra eye on it :)
Re: no you diiiiiiiiii'int!!!!!!!
Date: 2002-03-01 01:05 am (UTC)Oh...I don't mind Dave Navarro...I just picked him as an innocent random object of lust for Axl Rose since he was in on the Oh My God "Guns N Roses" project...hell, he was probably too busy with his own fetal position for dirty butt sex with Axl or Robin. If either of us knew anything about promoting and venue management we could be rich...FETALFEST 2002...just think of who the possible headliners could be.
It figures that I would have to find a doctor with an extra eye since I only have one kidney. I can just imagine a specialized medical facility that has doctors and patients with odd numbers of body parts for a compensatory type of universal equilibri...nevermind. ::)