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[grindmonkeh]

GrindMonkeh: grrrdamn kitta
GrindMonkeh: i had to wipe his grrrdamn ass for him when i got home
GrindMonkeh: he smelled loik chit.
GrindMonkeh: i looked and he chit on 'imself
nhirata007: eeeeewwww.
nhirata007: eeeeeewwwww...
nhirata007: he's been rollin' in his chit
GrindMonkeh: no no
GrindMonkeh: he just chit on 'imself
nhirata007: eeeewwww...
GrindMonkeh: smells like chit
nhirata007: that's too much chit
GrindMonkeh: steenks
nhirata007: steeeeeeeennnnnkeeeeeyyyy
nhirata007: damn
nhirata007: I left my cell phone charger with templier.
GrindMonkeh: does that mean you're charging him?
nhirata007: um
nhirata007: isn't it usually the other way around?
nhirata007: hehe
GrindMonkeh: hmmm?
nhirata007: I stayed at his place
nhirata007: so he should be charging me.
nhirata007: ;-)
GrindMonkeh: oh?
GrindMonkeh: maybe he's charging you a charge.
GrindMonkeh: so he kept your charger.
GrindMonkeh: and you're charging him.
nhirata007: that's too much charging
GrindMonkeh: that's between you guys.
nhirata007: overcharged
GrindMonkeh: y'alls' charging is none of my business
nhirata007: lol
nhirata007: hic
GrindMonkeh: forget i asked
GrindMonkeh: forget i asked
nhirata007: lol
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GrindMonkeh: i asked him why he didn't lick his ass more to get the chit off
GrindMonkeh: and he said, 'it tasted like chit.'
nhirata007: lol
nhirata007: I thought the cats usually rub their ass in the kitty litter?
GrindMonkeh: eh?
GrindMonkeh: i've never seen that before
nhirata007: oh
GrindMonkeh: none of my cats have
nhirata007: I've heard of cats having kitty litter on their ass
GrindMonkeh: i'll bet one was just fucking with you
nhirata007: so I just thought they rubbed it, like dogs rub their ass
GrindMonkeh: ah
nhirata007: on the grass
GrindMonkeh: well they dig a hole....point their ass at it, do the task at hand, bury.
GrindMonkeh: i could see how they might aim a little low on occasion.
nhirata007: oh
GrindMonkeh: i mean...hindsight isn't ALWAYS twenty-twenty.

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