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I'm away from livejournal for two days, and though I've been reading my friends' lj entries for over an hour I still haven't caught up. I blame Oki!!!!!...but I'm not going to take him off my friend list.

Weekend was cool...though I really didn't go anywhere or do anything. On Friday...I...um....slept. On Saturday night my brother and his girlfriend came up and took me out for dinner and a movie. What Women Want...sappy sappy sappy...entertaining for a while, then too damn sappy. After they dropped me off at my apartment, I dodged my sister's insistence to go to the bars and talked to Bria for five hours on the phone instead. FIVE HOURS.
I smoked four cigarettes. =/ Yeah, I suck.

My grandparents came up on Sunday, and I had lunch with them at Burger *blech* King. I talked to my friend Sarah for a few minutes...her bone deterioration has caused her foot to swell up for a reason that is eluding the doctors, and her boyfriend would rather go to the bars all weekend than spend time with her. She has a knack for selecting jackasses to date, and she knows it too. I told her that her skill for making excuses for every boyfriend's idiocy is amazing. She agreed.

Bria called, surprising the hellouttame. I put in Fargo for eye candy and to comparatively observe the similiarities between her dialect and the characters in the movie =) Jehnay.

I slept, came to work. Make the word scramble game go away!!!!!!! I had to leave the channel for a while because it was too distracting...I had to um...chat with someone.

Counter-Strike was fun tonight. GrindBastard's knife-o-rama! Guinness cheats =P

Damn, where did the time go?

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Mental Note: Do not venture out of my apartment without my glasses or contact lenses.

I walked right into a low hanging branch and I am now sporting a two inch cut on my forehead. It might leave a scar, but at least it didn't poke me in the eye.

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Taken from the random thought generator:

Ally McBeal is a angry truckload of bubbling rubbish.
Your saintly charisma sheds light upon the gloomy room of a dull morning.
Never mess with a gifted soul that rants like the brilliant chainsaw.
Your bravery is a light unto my path like the smile on a newborn's face.
Don't eat neon Marvin the Martian.
Your remarkable kindness ruins me for all others like an intelligent response to a Usenet post.
Slimy, I need a demonic book.
Monica Lewinsky is a evil-smelling archive of decomposing tripe.

That link is an obsessive-compulsive's dream. Must...stop....clickety clickety clickety.