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yes! you're boy dumped me! we had a solid pact of marriage in 10 years so i wouldn't have to live with 93829865 one-eyed, three-legged cats and he found someone else to love him.
but...i found a new place to dwell... ?ok, no i didn't, but shhhh?
he humps his monitor when he talks to me online. he humps when he sleeps and he humps when he dines. he humps all day and he humps all night. he humps to the left and he humps to the right.
Her pervernoir is unstifled by all but the supernatural.
The jumpsuit was um...a medium? I don't really know how jumpsuits are sized so I'm not going to attempt faking an answer. I do know however, that the pelvic area was going to be specially altered to provide a more spacious peeshie environment. hehehe! Why do you ask, loompabutt?
whaaaat? the pelvic region on a gold jumpsuit CANNOT allow peeshie room!! that goes against all that is natural in this god-forsaken world! it is to be snug as a bug in a rug drinking from a jug!
do i need to teach you everything?
hehe
and i need to know the size because that is how i will find my future husband. sort of like cinderella and the glass slipper. only with an elvis-like jumpsuit.
Hrm...I was not aware that you would want the jumpsuit to be snug as a bug in rug on drugs drinking from a jug in the pelvic area. You never really know somebody until it's too late.
You'll have to take off the sequines (sp?) that spell out "Munkiiiiiiibutt!" on the back.
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Date: 2001-11-16 07:11 am (UTC)ROFLMAO!
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Date: 2001-11-16 11:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2001-11-16 07:25 am (UTC)mah
gawd
/me falls over laughing
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Date: 2001-11-16 09:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2001-11-18 08:08 am (UTC)Thank you.
Re:
Date: 2001-11-18 12:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
i deleted my pillkrazed journal.
please add me.
or i will hurt you.
and your wonka too!
hehe
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Date: 2001-11-16 11:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2001-11-17 12:06 am (UTC)Wonka has grown in more ways than one.
=o
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does he need ~the talk~?
a jockstrap, perhaps???
hehe
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Date: 2001-11-17 02:13 pm (UTC)I was talking about growing sideways. =| Well, I guess matt doesn't think so.
Maybe it's just me.
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of course!
>cough-sputter-cough<
i just thought i'd throw in some pervness since matt and i haven't had time to talk lately. he must be going thru withdrawl.
hehe
;)
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as long as you don't get caught
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Date: 2001-11-17 10:47 pm (UTC)I was also wondering why he was twitching last time I saw him. ;)
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Date: 2001-11-18 05:56 am (UTC);)
and matt, what size is that gold elvis-like suit that you were going to wear for our wedding before you DITCHED me? ?on my birthday, i might add...?
;)
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Date: 2001-11-18 07:04 am (UTC)Did he leave you at the heart break hotel?
The Bastard! ;)
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Date: 2001-11-18 07:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2001-11-18 09:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
you're boy dumped me!
we had a solid pact of marriage in 10 years so i wouldn't have to live with 93829865 one-eyed, three-legged cats and he found someone else to love him.
but...i found a new place to dwell...
?ok, no i didn't, but shhhh?
hehehe
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Date: 2001-11-18 08:12 am (UTC)you're = your
i am still typo queen.
yes!
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Date: 2001-11-18 10:00 am (UTC)Never mind the fact that he leg humped me once. That's a personal issue I have to deal with him about.
=|
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Date: 2001-11-18 10:13 am (UTC)he humps his monitor when he talks to me online.
he humps when he sleeps and he humps when he dines.
he humps all day and he humps all night.
he humps to the left and he humps to the right.
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Date: 2001-11-18 10:24 am (UTC)He be humpin'!
He humps the left... he humps to the right...
he humps to the women that he loves best!
he be humpin'!
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Date: 2001-11-19 03:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2001-11-18 07:56 am (UTC)The jumpsuit was um...a medium? I don't really know how jumpsuits are sized so I'm not going to attempt faking an answer. I do know however, that the pelvic area was going to be specially altered to provide a more spacious peeshie environment. hehehe! Why do you ask, loompabutt?
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the pelvic region on a gold jumpsuit CANNOT allow peeshie room!!
that goes against all that is natural in this god-forsaken world!
it is to be snug as a bug in a rug drinking from a jug!
do i need to teach you everything?
hehe
and i need to know the size because that is how i will find my future husband. sort of like cinderella and the glass slipper.
only with an elvis-like jumpsuit.
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Date: 2001-11-18 08:24 am (UTC)You'll have to take off the sequines (sp?) that spell out "Munkiiiiiiibutt!" on the back.
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Date: 2001-11-18 07:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
WHAAAT? i am OF COURSE referring to his feline friends...
hehe
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Date: 2001-11-18 08:26 am (UTC)Okay...I'm lying. He flipped me off and continued looking out the window.
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Date: 2001-11-18 10:15 am (UTC)i got all hot and bothered.
he's one tough pussy.
hehe