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I think I'm ready to get back in the gym today for a reiteration of self-improvement/self-abuse. I have come dangerously close to ordering four or five ab-shockers from the television ad for a work free workout! I don't know why I bother exerting myself when I could use a few of those devices of inclined technology. The marketing prowess of the amazing x-10 camera has almost burned into my subconscious as well. It's so small, I could spy on myself and not even know it.

My mom called at about four o'clock this monring. (She's a night-owl too.) She had a really good job interview and thinks she might have a new job in payroll/accounting,...good news. She mentioned that she has all of her Christmas shopping finished already(!), so I tried to convince her that I need the digital camera she got for me earlier than Christmas for um uh errrrrr Thanksgiving pictures. I really don't think she was convinced at all.

I got an IP request from a wizenhimer student who was using a lab computer. It was pretty unfunny...if it was funny I wouldn't care. He used the name "sam houstin" for shit's sake. Unfortunately for him, he logged in with his school username. We're debating on what to do with his account because, well, we have nothing better to do.

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Date: 2001-11-13 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-oki86.livejournal.com
My name IS Sam Houstin though!

=|

Dude, let me know if those devices work. =)

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Date: 2001-11-13 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grindbastard.livejournal.com
Put a lid on it, Phyllis.

[Tala] - "I have a big mouth"

Re:

Date: 2001-11-13 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talashandy.livejournal.com
Yeah?!?! And?!?!?! Your point?!?!?!?

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Date: 2001-11-13 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nivia.livejournal.com
Would someone mind telling me how in the *hell* you can stand running around in circles on a track or pumping your thighs on a bike that doesn't move or laying down and sitting up repeatedly for no reason for hours on end?

And paying money to use the gym you have to drive yourself to and jiggle your flabby glute max in front of members of the opposite sex who could have been potential dates had they not seen you in spandex and become completely traumatized?

Honestly, unless you have diabetes or cholesterol issues or just eat 100% pure junk-food extract, there's little reason for it. As for being more attractive - blah. If you want love, your looks won't matter. If you want a piece of ass, bring a few bottles of cognac or tequilla to share and once everyone's vision is nice and blurred, no one's going to care about a little bit of extra cellulite.

because i don't feel like arguing.

Date: 2001-11-13 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grindbastard.livejournal.com
Hi. Do you like eminem?

HA!

Date: 2001-11-15 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eidora.livejournal.com
I totally broke down the other day and bought one of those damn things off an infomercial.
I have to wait 4-6 weeks to get it though.
I figure I'm going to have that thing attached to me whenever I'm not at my gym.

!AH:eR

Date: 2001-11-15 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grindbastard.livejournal.com
Keep me updated on the results!

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