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[grindmonkeh]

I'm back to work, and back online, while neither worse for the wear nor wiser. Life is good, my short game needs work, and the social scene has deemed me desirable by single mothers. Objects in mirror are not as responsible as they appear.

When cognitive prowess has evaporated and mental facilities are closed for remodeling, is it not the perfect opportunity to either buy something you've always wanted or jump on that deal you can't refuse? Yeah...the deal I can't refuse...if it doesn't fall through...yeah.

The vaca was great. I just unplugged for a while and spent as much time with as many different people as I could. To summarize each event would be a real bore. Content is often lost or misplaced when the chronology of repose is transposed. Sleeping at night has been great, but this first day back on the graveyard shift has been a real bastard of yawns and dreams interrupted in mid-stride.

Comments

[ex-oki86.livejournal.com]

They all want to hump your leg.

[grindbastard.livejournal.com]

I was introduced to a friend of a friend at the bar/dance-club on Saturday night. In the course of a conversation, she said, "I have very high standards."
I said that I probably couldn't clear the bar, and asked her to elaborate.
She said, "A guy has to like kids, be financially well-off, and I don't pick men up in bars." Well, one out of three isn't bad...I like kids to a degree. She didn't believe that I wasn't loaded $$$$$, even after I told her that I had to scavenge through local dumpsters to find food for my cat. I got her phone number, though I'm not sure what to do with it.

Funny thing though...she never asked about MY standards.

[ex-oki86.livejournal.com]

It's the opposite psychology or something.

Or maybe... she's just desperate?

Or like I said... she just wants to hump your leg.

[pillkrazed.livejournal.com]

i've missed you....

[grindbastard.livejournal.com]

I had to uninstall icq at work, and it doesn't cooperate on my home connection......so I have no sherri.