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Aug. 14th, 2001 12:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
grindmonkehI just performed the most brilliant feat.
I routinely and haphazardly reached into the top shelf of my locker to grab my coffee cup which is ALWAYS empty, and watched as a tsunami of day old coffee sprang forth and hit me square in the chest with a splash. It was in slow motion...I almost had time to do the slow motion - "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOoooooooooo." and dive out of the way like a protagonistic movie cool-guy would. Unfortunately I didn't as the laws of hollywood physics rarely apply, so I just stood there stupidly. I had to rinse out my shirt in the bathroom sink, so I'm shirtless at work as it is drying.
for my next trick...
I routinely and haphazardly reached into the top shelf of my locker to grab my coffee cup which is ALWAYS empty, and watched as a tsunami of day old coffee sprang forth and hit me square in the chest with a splash. It was in slow motion...I almost had time to do the slow motion - "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOoooooooooo." and dive out of the way like a protagonistic movie cool-guy would. Unfortunately I didn't as the laws of hollywood physics rarely apply, so I just stood there stupidly. I had to rinse out my shirt in the bathroom sink, so I'm shirtless at work as it is drying.
for my next trick...
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Date: 2001-08-14 12:45 am (UTC)*cheers*
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