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Apr. 3rd, 2001 04:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
grindmonkehGreetings Matte Black,
We would like to apologize for the interruption in the delivery of your Daily Horoscope. Your regular Astrologer Marie-Josephena has passed from our spritual plane due to natural causes. We share the grief of your loss, but take solace in knowing that her death was just and swift and she never saw it coming. We are sure you will be pleased that we have appointed Marie-Josephena's longtime and very notable student Ron as your personal astrologer.
Here is your horoscope for
Tuesday, April 3.
Don't stress about money. Don't stress about your lack of career plans. Forget about any doubts in relationships. Sit around alone, broke, and content rather than stressed out, hating your job, and wondering if the people that you know hate you.
DAMN, he's good.
We would like to apologize for the interruption in the delivery of your Daily Horoscope. Your regular Astrologer Marie-Josephena has passed from our spritual plane due to natural causes. We share the grief of your loss, but take solace in knowing that her death was just and swift and she never saw it coming. We are sure you will be pleased that we have appointed Marie-Josephena's longtime and very notable student Ron as your personal astrologer.
Here is your horoscope for
Tuesday, April 3.
Don't stress about money. Don't stress about your lack of career plans. Forget about any doubts in relationships. Sit around alone, broke, and content rather than stressed out, hating your job, and wondering if the people that you know hate you.
DAMN, he's good.
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Date: 2001-04-04 12:30 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-04-04 02:10 am (UTC)Now I don't have to feel guilty about being two-faced. I can openly tell you how much I hate you in person!!! Woohoo! =)
The weight of the world has grown light, or did I forget to breathe for a few minutes?
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Date: 2001-04-04 06:33 pm (UTC)Hehehe...
Down with two sided coins! I want a coin with one side... and one face! hehe
Re:
Date: 2001-04-04 10:28 pm (UTC)Cut!!!!! Take 2.....
Date: 2001-04-04 10:30 pm (UTC)Re: Cut!!!!! Take 2.....
Date: 2001-04-05 11:16 am (UTC)