"If your going to be in America Speak Fuckin english...I shouldnt have to try to interpret."

So sayeth my sister on Facebook. I hesitate in pointing out the irony because the latter half of her update reads, "...anyone know where i can get help paying for a security deposit we are still 225.00 short..apparently i have to be evicted before i can even get someone to talk to me."

There's a good reason for that, rest assured.

I'm not the smartest motherfucker on the planet and I'm constantly reminded of what I don't know, but the ignorance of relatives is most remarkable.

I have two exams on Thirstday.

If you are ever suffering from insomnia, then have some of my school-work. I just turned this piece of shit in. Maybe I should have asked for a proof-read BEFORE doing that.

( Slaughterhouse-five review essay. )

What...wait....

you're still awake?

( The Bluest Eye Essay )