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Feb. 26th, 2002 02:29 amMy appointment with the Urologist finally rolled up today. I was hoping for...something...other than a waste of time and money.
An hour and a half after the time of my appointment the doctor finally saw me. He asked me where it hurt. I told him. He had me sit on the examination table while he pressed the areas I had indicated and asked me if it hurt. Hablas fucking Ingles? I almost passed out from the pain. He took me into a room where my x-rays were illuminated on a wall for display, and asked if I thought I knew what was wrong. I thought I was going to throw up. I asked if I had a kidney stone. He said yes. He asked if I knew I only had one kidney. I said yes. I sat down before I landed on the floor with a face plant. He had a nurse bring me a cold washcloth. I wasn't sure what to do with it. I put it on my face. The white noise went away, and the doctor said, "I don't want to do anything right now...we'll give it two weeks and I want to see you again...take pain pills as you need to and if you run out let me know." I needed to then. Thanks Dr. Obvious.
I almost forgot to mention that I got to urinate in a cup with a screw on lid.
I didn't want to go see Clutch tonight anyhow. The security would have patted me down and taken away the strainer that I have to piss through and the pills that knock me on my ass. Piss on Clutch. They can't take away my strainer.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
An hour and a half after the time of my appointment the doctor finally saw me. He asked me where it hurt. I told him. He had me sit on the examination table while he pressed the areas I had indicated and asked me if it hurt. Hablas fucking Ingles? I almost passed out from the pain. He took me into a room where my x-rays were illuminated on a wall for display, and asked if I thought I knew what was wrong. I thought I was going to throw up. I asked if I had a kidney stone. He said yes. He asked if I knew I only had one kidney. I said yes. I sat down before I landed on the floor with a face plant. He had a nurse bring me a cold washcloth. I wasn't sure what to do with it. I put it on my face. The white noise went away, and the doctor said, "I don't want to do anything right now...we'll give it two weeks and I want to see you again...take pain pills as you need to and if you run out let me know." I needed to then. Thanks Dr. Obvious.
I almost forgot to mention that I got to urinate in a cup with a screw on lid.
I didn't want to go see Clutch tonight anyhow. The security would have patted me down and taken away the strainer that I have to piss through and the pills that knock me on my ass. Piss on Clutch. They can't take away my strainer.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!