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Ah, Friday. Day of the Fri.

I think I'll buy some mulch to put around my patio today.

It always surprises me when I have things in common with people. I'm not all that original, but my tastes are a bit refined to the unusual.

I picked up my guitar today. Our rapport was a bit broken. I need to learn more than how to emulate.

Next time I get a blue screen of death on this computer, I'm going to try to take a screenshot and make it my desktop wallpaper. If it says, 'I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that', I'm going to put it out of commission.

I just stumbled upon the most amazing trilogy of haikus...

god damned little phone
it is giving you cancer
no more abercrombie

put down that damn phone
you can't drive with one hand, bitch
LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAR

"pick me up at three
we can fuck in my pinto
o.k. see ya, bye"
-Kage

My amusement is indicative of my boredom.

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I'm way too hyper with no agenda. None. Nil. Zilch. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip.