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Oct. 18th, 2001 04:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
grindmonkehMy boss arrived this morning.
Me: Hey Mike, I put your book in on your desk.
Mike: I saw that, thanks.
Me: What do you think of The Legend of Bagger Vance?
Mike: Well, I'm only about three shits into it.
Me: What?
Mike: I've taken it to the bathroom with me three times, so I'm about three chapters into. I read about one chapter per sitting.
Me: Oh...well, what if you aren't finished with the chapter? Do you sit there longer?
Mike: Yeah..sometimes...unless my ass falls asleep.
Me: Hey Mike, I put your book in on your desk.
Mike: I saw that, thanks.
Me: What do you think of The Legend of Bagger Vance?
Mike: Well, I'm only about three shits into it.
Me: What?
Mike: I've taken it to the bathroom with me three times, so I'm about three chapters into. I read about one chapter per sitting.
Me: Oh...well, what if you aren't finished with the chapter? Do you sit there longer?
Mike: Yeah..sometimes...unless my ass falls asleep.